Politics again...

This week marks the arrival of the highest-ranking official of the mainland Chinese government to visit Taiwan in the past 60 years. While many news stories are touting this as a step forward for the two governments, few are talking about the self-censorship that the Taiwanese government is encouraging.
For my journalism job I had to look through many different stories to see which one I liked the best. Here's a good one.

Why I am feeling patriotic right now

OK, most of you have never seen me being patriotic. And usually I'm not*. But today I will tell you why I am feeling patriotic right now.

Flashback to the year 2000, the first year I was able to vote. I was too lazy, didn't know, or didn't care enough to get registered in time. I had wanted to vote for Gore, but when Bush won by such a small margin, I was devastated. I know it sounds silly, but for a second I felt like it was my fault (or people like me) that Bush won. If a few more people had taken the time to register to vote, Bush may not have been elected.

I decided that from that moment on I would always do my best to try and get my vote out. No matter where I was in the world.

Back to 2008. A month before the General Election. I was just getting used to living in Taiwan, and the whole election thing completely slipped my mind. What was I supposed to do? I remembered from 2004, when I voted from Japan, that I had to request an absentee ballot . I printed out and faxed the request on the 14th of October from a Family Mart. The fax machine said that it had succesfully sent the message, but you never know.

So you can imagine I was a little nervous last Friday when I still hadn't received the ballot. Had they not gotten my fax? Or would the bureacrats in DC take way too long to get my ballot to me, causing me to miss the deadline (November 14th for overseas voters, but must be postmarked by the 4th). In that case I could still print and send an emergency ballot.

I sent an email to the group in charge of elections in DC, the Board of Elections and Ethics, asking if they had received my fax and if I needed to print and send an emergency absentee ballot. Of course, if they had not received my request for a ballot, it wouldn't have mattered. I still wouldn't be allowed to vote. On Monday, before leaving school, I checked my email. No answer.

But when I came back from class today I saw an envelope at my door. It was the absentee ballot! Not only that, but they had Fedexed it to me. How cool is that?

I am really grateful to whomever it was on the other side of the Pacific who decided that I, as a voter, needed to get the ballot on time, no matter what. Because of him or her, I can fulfill the promise I made to myself in 2000, and vote.

* The only time I can clearly remember being patriotic for the USA, besides on the 4th of July, is right after the September 11 attacks in 2001, when I put up the stars and stripes outside my window in my apartment in Washington, DC.

Drum and Bass, Working-out, Tai Chi

As I said, I'm slowly moving from the whoa-I'm-in-a-new-country stage to the I-live-here-now-what-do-I-do stage. When you reach this stage in a foreign country, I've found the best thing is to meet new people and start new activities.
Last weekend, for example, I went to my first drum and bass event here. It was small, a home-grown scene of expat DJs and MCs with a combination of local and foreign clientele. As it was an old-school Jungle night a lot of classic tracks were played, and the audience, a mix of slightly drunk waiguoren and locals bobbed up and down to the music. It reminded me of some events I have participated in, both in Japan and France. I also got to meet some of the DJs and MCs, like Soul Basic, Mixter-T, and Coffeepot.

Another new thing that I've begun is sports. People who have known me since high school and college will be surprised to find that I am now slightly overweight. OK, not overweight exactly, but I do have a small 'beer belly'. So I've decided to restart working out. On Thursday I went with Raybuo (Chinese name), a Canadian classmate of mine to the school's gym, which cost $500 NT (about EUR 10) per month.

On Monday, I started a Tai Chi class. I spent a while researching the different schools here, and found this one to be steeped in Taoist tradition, which is what I'm looking for. The name of the school translates to 'Hidden Technique,' but ironically it wasn't that hidden, as it has a website and clearly visible sign outside the school.

Something for now...

It's been a long time since I've written, and I do plan to write a longer post soon. Till then, I'm going to start a new type of post, where I put up a picture of some Chinglish (Chinese English) that I've encountered. Enjoy!

End of the honeymoon

Yesterday I passed the two-month mark for my stay in Taiwan. I know from living abroad that the two-month mark is important because it’s the end of what I call the ‘honeymoon’ period- the time when everything seems new, exotic, and exciting. It’s also the moment that culture shock- that growing feeling of unease which creeps up on you- is most likely to strike.

On a brighter note, my Chinese skills have also crossed a threshold. I’m able to order simple things in restaurants and cafes without any trouble, and I can understand most of what my teacher says in class. I still have trouble when groups of native speakers have conversations, but that is normal.

Last Friday the scholarship students from Taipei had an orientation in a huge auditorium in the north part of town. We Taiwan Normal University students were sat on the balcony on the fourth floor, probably because we were so numerous. I was talking to Julie, a French girl I know, when Jerome, a Belgian, sat next to me. We started talking.

“Isn’t it weird that so many people are speaking Spanish here?” he asked.

I looked around. It was true that there were many people all around laughing and chatting in Spanish. The scene wasn’t new. In the school where I go, in the library or in the halls, it is common to hear people speaking Spanish. I didn’t think anything of it up until then, since there are many people from all over the world here, and Spanish speakers do tend to speak louder than, say, Asians.

“Isn’t it just because they are talking louder than everyone else?” I asked.

“I don’t know, maybe,” he replied.

Just then two people appeared on the stage, an Asian woman and a slightly taller man. The woman talked.

“Hello, ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests…”

It was then that I noticed the dark suits sitting in the front rows.

“I will be your master of ceremonies for today, in English, and this man will be speaking in Spanish,” she motioned to the man.

“How come they don’t have a French master of ceremonies?” asked Jerome, somewhat jokingly.

So apparently there were more Spanish speakers than others. Then, when the first person, the President of our school, came to speak, everything became clear.

“I would like to introduce to you our distinguished guests. The Ambassador of the Marshall Islands, please stand up.”

“The Marshall Islands,” asked Jerome. “Where the hell is that?”

“It’s in the Pacific,” I replied.

The President continued. The Ambassadors of Vanuatu, the Solomon Islands, Belize, Nicaragua, Paraguay, The Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, El Salvador, Burkina Faso, Palau, Nauru, the Gambia, Swaziland, and Malawi were all present. These are the countries which have continued to have diplomatic relations with Taiwan (see Note below), essentially recognizing its status as a country separate from continental China.

I later learned that students from these countries all received extensive scholarships (lasting three to four years) as a token of gratitude from Taiwan- hence the numerous Spanish speakers.

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Note: Things like this remind me what a unique position Taiwan is in. An island of 22 million, Taiwan is essentially losing a diplomatic cold war against an ever-growing giant. As more and more countries seek to better relations with mainland China in order to increase trade, Taiwan is being alienated, politically at least. Still, since the island has a relatively developed economy, it cannot be completely ignored.

My first (non) story

It was supposed to be my first major assignment (I had already written a short story on Wednesday, yet to be published). On October 10, a national holiday, I was sent to Shida University's Linkou campus to cover a weekend camping trip the school was organizing. As all the details of the trip were sent to me in Chinese, I didn't really understand what it was all about. The only thing I knew was that I had to meet Anhui, a fellow (student) reporter, at 8am in front of the public affairs office of Shida campus. I got there at 8:02, and just when I got there I noticed my phone was ringing. It was Anhui, and she had tried to call me eight times.
Off to a good start.

Anhui greeted me as pleasantly as one can greet someone after trying to reach them eight times. She and I, along with two other reporters and five people who were dressed not unlike airline staff, got onto a small shuttle bus. I made small talk with Anhui (in Chinese) while wondering what was in store for us. Was it going to be a huge campsite with tons of college kids running around wildly? Or a more sober event, with a strict schedule and everyone marching about? I imagined it would be more like the second.

But upon arriving I found neither of these scenarios to be correct. "Where is everybody?" asked someone as we wandered around empty hallways. Anhui, who attends classes at this campus, lead us to the camp. About 20 tents had been set up on the back campus (overlooking some tennis courts) and a few scouts were walking around doing odd jobs, but other than that, there wasn't much sign of life. I guessed the majority of the Shida students hadn't arrived yet.

The airline people followed us wherever we went. "Who are those people?" I discreetly asked another reporter who spoke relatively good English and who went by the name Little Pig.
"Ah, they are the....[says something incomprehensible in Chinese] smile team," she replied in her soft-spoken voice.
"The what?" I asked again.
"Oh..." she paused as she searched for the word, "the ambassadors of Shida."

We got to the back of the campus, where a brightly colored tent and some golden shovels were placed- a groundbreaking ceremony. From what I gathered the school had made an agreement with the camping association to allow them to use the site for camping. The deal would be celebrated with this ceremony. Suddenly I understood- the ambassadors were representing the University for this ceremony.


"OK, the ceremony will not happen until ten o'clock, so you can have a break," said Little Pig. I decided to take this time to walk around and try to interview some people. One person was the scout leader, an older Chinese man named Mr. Lu.

Mr. Lu was very happy to talk to me, and his English was not bad. He explained that the camping event was jointly organized by Shida and the camping association, and that about 200 campers would come, in addition to the 40 or so Shida students (which, except for the scouts, I had not seen).

The other reporters and I wandered around the campus, and eventually I got the courage to interview some scouts in Chinese. It was pretty dismal, as most of the time I had no idea what their answers were to my questions, but I did manage to get their names, what year they were in university, what their major was (civil education), and what they were looking forward to doing there (apparently going home at the end of the weekend).

At ten o'clock I ventured back to the groundbreaking ceremony site, where they informed me that it had been postponed. OK. The 'ambassadors' were sitting at the seats, looking quite uncomfortable with their suits in the heat (by this point it was starting to get really hot). Anhui and I decided to interview them, but again I had no idea what they were saying.

After a bit more thumb-twiddling, someone got a call on their cellphone. "The ceremony has been cancelled!" Great. One less thing to write about. I was already trying to figure out how I could make three hundred words out of this story, and now one of the events had just been cancelled.

"Apparently the President is mad because of all the RV's which drove on his lawn," explained Connie, a woman who had accompanied us and who (I think) worked at the school.

Since the groundbreaking ceremony would not happen, the ambassadors decided to go back to the van and change into their normal clothes. As we walked back with them, I heard the truth about the whole thing. Connie looked at me and said "this whole thing didn't work out very well with only eight people showing up for the camping trip and all."

"Only eight people? Weren't there supposed to be, like, 200?" I asked.

Connie laughed. "There are 200 people from the camping organization who will attend. You know, the families in their RVs. From Shida, there are only just under 40 people, with 30 of them being the scouts who had to come to help set up the thing. Add the five ambassadors, who also had to come, and then there were just three more people who signed up."

Wow. This event was in fact, a non-event. No wonder everything seemed so...empty. When we got to the van someone got another phone call. The camping trip had also been canceled. All Shida students were instructed to leave.

So this was my first (non) story. At first I thought I could write an article with all the juicy rumors, but when I got home and checked my email I noticed a message from Jimmy, the Editor of our newspaper, regarding the first article I had written. "Keep up the good work," it said, but also "what you wrote cannot be edited because it is not news format." He then went on to tell me I should just wait before writing the next article.

Though I must admit I was a bit let down, at least I didn't have to write the non story.

Scooterama

This week (last Wednesday to be exact) my Taiwanese girlfriend Meng Yao came back from Paris. We've spent the last few days together, and she has been showing me around on her scooter (after buying a helmet of course).
Scooters are big in Taiwan, as you can see from this video of morning rush-hour traffic I made within the first few days after arriving in Taipei. One could be forgiven for mistaking such a sight to be an impromptu scooter race.

It is not unusual to see families of four (two young children and their parents) all piled up on a scooter. It's also common to see furniture tied to the back of a scooter. And if you pass by a police station, don't be surprised if you see a row of police scooters neatly lined up on the sidewalk outside, replete with flashing lights.
Taiwan has even made special lanes for scooters on some high volume roads, as well as boxed areas at traffic intersections where scooters go to make left turns (the logic, I imagine, is that it is too dangerous for scooters to turn left in one go). Some people, like my friend Jean-Robert, does not like the phenomenon, calling it an 'infection'. I guess the fact is that there are too many advantages to using a scooter (rapid transit time, doesn't take up much space, efficient engine, etc).

At the same time, this weekend I've just finished the 'boot camp' for new reporters of the Campus newspaper. It was pretty demanding, but now will come the real challenge- writing articles!